Fortunately for Faith Hill, Midland Park didn't recruit any carnies to play for their team. Even more fortunate for Faith Hill was the fact that Midland Park's bats were unconscious and under strict DNR orders. MP's raw hatred for Faith Hill wasn't enough this time around. When inquired about the origins of their animosity for Faith, Frank Spoelstra exclaimed "She totally ruined country music for me by making it mainstream. Now all the teeny-bopper poseurs listen to it and it makes me sick." After reminding Spoelstra that I wasn't talking about the singer (Come on, we've been over this before, people. Read the blog.) he shook his head and said "Oh. Well how much time you got?"
Clutch performances by Nick "Ambidextalicious" Steigingangingong and Noah "Oppo or Die" Ruitenberg were key in their victory over the Oranje. Despite nursing a bruised hand, veteran All-Star pitcher Jigsy "Jim" DeKorte controlled the pace of the game and had a crucial RBI.
"With Veenstra on third and 'The Gazelle' chugging down the line, I knew I had to go to first' said whoever the third baseman is for Midland Park. Faith Hill used their voodoo magic to psych out the MP defense, rendering their logic and motor skills utterly obsolete.
The Black and Black will return to the finals for the (n)th time in a row*, facing Preakness for the second year in a row.
Keys for Tonight's Game:
1. Play softball better than them
2. All they got is Carmen
3. Come on, really? Preakness?
4. ???
5. Win
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