July 18th, 2014: Faith Hill vs. Unity Deuce

[x] Desire
[x] Determination
[x] Cucumbers
[x] Dedication
[x] Guts
[x] Fabric softener
[  ] Playoff victory vs. Unity 2

Tonight, Faith Hill has one thing on their minds: "Does Roy have any more fireworks? Those were sweet".

Oh, right...and softball.

Definitely softball.

In an attempt to spark a glorious propane fueled fire in his teammate's bellies, motivational speaker Joe "Losing is for losers" Vanderstrasma reminded his team that they do, in fact, have a game tonight. "You sure that's tonight?" lamented Jigsy, who was hoping to save his arm for picking up and putting down multiple cans of Miller Lite®. Try the new pop-top cans which allow you to inhale our beered-down water so fast that you forget you're drinking it!--Sponsored sentence.
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Faith Hill knows that this important game vs. Unity 2 is important for the team to advance to the Final Four, which is also important if Faith Hill wants to continue eating pizza and hear Scott Bushoven tell important PG-13 rated stories in a boisterous and rambunctious manner. Will Faith heed their courageous leader's words and try not to suck? Find out tonight at Field 2 in North Haledon. (If possible, show up early and snag the good bench. You know which one I mean.)